I was journeying through the woods in unaccompanied solitude one summer night, whereupon I crossed a mirror in my path. It was then when I saw my true self and I first picked up a weight.

I love nicknaming the hot chicks at my gym. Respectively, organized by their ages; George, Meat, HD and Ecstasy. (Yes they're all women). I have never spoken to any of these women, but one day I will.. probably.