It all started when my cousin Max would make fun of me because of my unattractive physical features. Ever since then, I began pumping iron and never looked back on the past, so one day I would stand up to him and show him who's boss. But that day will never come, because I have low self-esteem and my brother beats me up.

I love working out, because I can brag about it to all my Internet friends and they won't make fun of me like the people I know in real life.