Multis are great man, basically cheap steroids. Sometimes back when I was really into bodybuilding, me and my buddies would crush up some One-A-Day's and snort them in between sets. Damn, looking back on it I was huge. On training days we'd go through at least a whole bottle of multis, the ones with 200 tablets, not that 100 tab bullsh!t.

My looks is something that I know I am good in. I have looked at a 1,000 mirrors in every angle imagineable. I have measured my face, my nose - width ratio etc... I have studied what makes people attractive.

My muscles are so supremely sculpted and refined that some people speculate that I am not actually real, but that I am simply a mirage; they believe that the aesthetic fairy sprinkles aesthetic dust on a few lucky souls, and for 1 millisecond they see the unimaginable dream of aesthetics: ME.