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It's very hard to not drink heavily this time of year...
It's not the size of the car (I drive a Ford Focus), it's the size of the arm hanging out the window.
Finally a method of cardio I can stick with!
Annnd my active rest day became a rest day. Don't worry. I ate more today to make up for not working out...
Fancy words, Skeletor. "If ya ain't got nuthin' nice to say, don't say nuthin' at all" pretty much sums it up. Quit being such a douch..... I mean, good advice, Buddy. Good advice.
That's right, Skeletor. Let everyone know it's you versus you. That's the only contest that matters. Just always keep improving and beating your previous bests. Be your best self!
The Bride of Skeletor!
Work sucks, Skeletor. When do we get to pick s*#^ up?!!
True. Unless you've been to Sam's Club or Costco. Then it should count as a workout carrying the groceries in.
Yes! Share the sh*^ out of that happpiness, Skeletor!
It also determines that you couldn't possibly be anyone's baby-daddy, no DNA testing necessary Maury, because you're obviously about as much of a man as Rainbow Brite riding a My Little Pony. Jacka**.
Well, Skeletor, I may be bit shy on wealth, but the rest definitely makes up for it. Cheers.
I'm doing better. There's been plenty of failures, so MUCH better. There's sure to be more, but hopefully tomorrow I'll be doing even better. Learn from failure, let it go, move on, be happy. Be humble.
Per request ( @TracieRoyal ), here is some She-Ra, Princess of Power. You know she's a bad-a** if she can swoop in on a unicorn and f*** your s*** up. Bad guys would be all like "Ohhh! Rainbow wings! You two are adorable! (STAB) Ow!"
How is this even a choice?...
Fall down 9 times, get up 10. Right, Skeletor?
Hey, Gainz. How you doin'? Wanna get a brotein shake?
I get it, Skeletor. As I shed my "fat coccoon", I feel the death of the old me, the rebirth of a better me. Feeling quite Alpha. We're so much alike. Except I'm not blue. Or evil. And I have skin on my face.
Sorry, bro. But you need to settle down Skeletor! It's your own fault your bracket is all screwed up already.