Kenny and I would like to remind all the ladies about this. Not for my personal gainz in this case, as I have a permanent keeper for that position, but just to promote the other bald guys. You know, they go bald because they have excess testosterone!

CANNOT WAIT to try this line at the water park this summer. Can. Not. Wait. I will find it hilarious even if she doesn't.

And I'm feeling good today. Sorry if I made you late to work.

Some days...are like that.

Love it.

First I was like 'BAM!' and then 'POW!!" and then 'ZING!!!". Then my eyeballs exploded.

I don't know her. But I wouldn't be against getting to know her.

bahahaha...Halloween is just around the corner! (Thanks AngeMac29. This is classic.)

I just electrocuted myself drooling on my keyboard.

Inspiration is everywhere. (Thanks Mavcat.)

Been there. Ate the t shirt.

That's better.

Just thinking of what's best for the fellas here. And the girls that like girls like I like girls.

Luckily, mine is my two gym buddies.

Wha..wha...is that a custard filled maple bar???

Yeah, thanks to whoever posted this first. I never thought about it that way before, but I will never NOT think about it that way ever again. And to those who are seeing it for the first time... you're welcome!! lol

That's the look I would get, not the other girls.

Ok, truth be told when my girls were 3 or 4, I realized they were listening when they were calling my dog and saying 'DAMMIT DOG, where are you? Come here DAMIT DOG!'. He likes to steal their food if they turned their heads.

Gotta say, I still love this standard.