Therefore, neither am I.

Workin' the lumps every day.

I have some major work to do to meet some major goals this year! I work well with a deadline, but the journey won't stop there;-) Thank you @cpope32!

@Walkinpeace Congrats on winning the Fall 2014 Gluteus Maximus Challenge! Tied for second: @glap1950 and @Bakerygirl . Honorable mention to @RWood76 for enthusiasm! @Walkinpeace steal this badge! Nikki Walter will send you booty shorts!

#glutesmax Flash Challenge: Two For Tuesday 2 sets 50 split squats each leg 30 pounds dead

Maximizers! #Glutesmax Week 4 Flash Challenge 1 Complete:-)

Week One Challenge: The 300 (better late than never)

#glutesmax #goalgestalt #bumbeforeandafter From fluffy and misshapen to round and rock hard. But 2" smaller please. http://groups.bodybuilding.com/gluteus_maximizer Join the challenge or Bodygroup anytime!

Real men develop strong glutes. http://groups.bodybuilding.com/gluteus_maximizer Join the Challenge or Bodygroup anytime!

The Gluteus Maximus Challenge begins today! If you're not registered, there's time. We accept entrant during the entire challenge; remember, the contest is judged on most improved so the longer wait, the less time to make changes.

Join our BodyGroup: http://groups.bodybuilding.com/gluteus_maximizer

Glutes aren't just for decoration. Join the Gluteus Maximus Bodygoup and join the Challenge Oct. 20th - Nov. 16th! Maximize your potential. http://groups.bodybuilding.com/gluteus_maximizer

Registration is open! Go to our Bodygroup to enter. This is a fun comp. that will easily fit in with your own workout plan or even another BB.com contest. Don't minimize, MAXIMIZE! Go to: Round 2; photo and measurements. http://forum.bodybuilding

Registration begins Monday, October 13th Join our Bodygroup at http://groups.bodybuilding.com/gluteus_maximizer to begin your journey toward a Happier Hump Day.

It takes sisu. Guts. I'm half Finn, I've got some...

Hail to the #GlutesMax

Be. Go. Laugh. Dance. March. And...sounds like the makings of a spectacular and authentic existence. Feeling raw today. Gonna use this to find some edge in my lifting again, and the I will work on the above agenda, starting with "Be".

Gluteus Maximizer Challenge...Final Week!

Attention SHE-GLUTERS....

The 5 Glute Commandments.

Gluteus Maximizers!

Maximizers: "Ben always reminded me that we each contain all the nobler and meaner aspects of humanity, but some get a bigger dose than others of one thing or another." We create our Superglutes.

Mwah!

Be a Maximizer. Don't be a Minimizer. Glutes offering Glutes support....