"I'm going to lift really light weight for really high repititions because I only want to 'tone" my arms." X.X

...I guess this just means I'm really REALLY human... haha

Okay, okay... last one, I promise.

Now, if that isn't motivation, I don't know what is!

All I'm saying is... If the zombie apocalypse happens after a heavy leg day, the unlucky fool beside me is getting tripped.

Pre-Workout: gets me every time.

Ladies, please put down the 1lb pink dumbbells.

I've been laughing for three minutes straight - what is wrong with me.

Yesssss! (Happy Friday, y'all!)

The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets. "I'm Ron Burgundy?"

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

I knew Dr. Evil had something to do with that...

"Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors..."