Funny and sad. A lot of people actually think like this.

Truth

Lol @ smith machine. And seriously stop curling in the squat rack. Oh, and it is ok to do something besides chest on a Monday.

I'd rather not see any crying though, unless it is from the joy of winning a competition.

Word

I would also check the other 2, just with smaller check marks

True story

True love!

Word.

Simple math

It is never too late to change your bad habits into good ones

No really, I'm not here to clean up after you