I was raised by a secret clan of ninja hidden deep away within the forests of Korea. My Polish and Lithuanian musculature afforded me the right to be the world's only captain of the Ninja Panda Cavalry. Panda bears are a lot tougher than they look, so it takes a strong man to keep them disciplined. It was an arduous task at first, but my ninja strength soon surpassed them all.
Why I Love it
The gym is my sanctuary. In a world filled with tumultuous chaos and strife (and zombies), it is there that I at least have a sense of true calm and control. Granted, I train like Achilles, so it's not entirely calm. Not contrary to popular belief... my only weakness is my tendon... and perhaps the smell of pizza.