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Apr 1, 2005
roses are red
violets are blue
holy crapshiit
my muscles look like poo!
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Apr 1, 2006
i think yellow gummy bears are gross.. the clear ones are the best.. red ones are ok to i guess
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Sep 1, 2006
i had to brush my teeth.. ate a yellow gummy bear by mistake
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Dec 1, 2007
have you ever broken a toe... my toe is broken right now... it hurts
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Feb 1, 2008
did you know that hippo's kill more people a year than sharks do... true story, i saw it on shark week
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Feb 1, 2008
bumm bumm skiddley dumb dumb, pop pop diddle day, dance your fears away, worries for another day, let the music play,down to fraggle rock...
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Feb 23, 2008
no wings here... only the hair i had on my head in my youth... making its way to my ass i assume.
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Mar 20, 2008
not big enough or cutt enough... i dont see how the hell all you pros get so damn big... what do you do?!.. freebase tuna?!!?
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Apr 1, 2008
...getting much faster.... dog only wins by a few 100 feet or so....
230lbs and crusin' around 10% bodyfat
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Apr 1, 2008
wish i had abb's.. i will find your secret mr. edge...
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Apr 20, 2008
.....little bigger and that squirrel has had it.... tear his f'n house right out of the ground!
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May 1, 2008
broke down and started freebasin' tuna... just in the mornings though
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May 1, 2008
same pose as two years ago.. i can finally see light at the end of the tunnel.. to bad it collapses just 3 months from now
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Jun 10, 2009
a year has drifted by in a painful blur... no gains, maybe a loss... 1 year of solid stress... wish i was clever enough to crack at joke at that........
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Jun 11, 2009
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Jun 11, 2009
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Jul 4, 2009
scored a glow-in-the-dark stick-on tattoo out of the quarter machine today at the gym.... things are finally starting to look up for me
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Jul 5, 2009
i saw a copperhead this morning in the drive way... i ran
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Jul 5, 2009
well crapshiit... the freaking tattoo i got washed off.. now im pissed
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Jul 6, 2009
thats getting to be one hell of of a rock hucker folks... i can make it over 2 swing sets now
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Jul 13, 2009
the tatt is a stick-on.. another score from the quarter machines at the gym today... it says.. A-9... that Swahili for "mexican cabana boy"
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Aug 2, 2009
215 and pissed off for having to diet... i gonna go to the i-hop.. you just wait
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Aug 2, 2009
although, i must say, it is nice to sport a 30 inch waist
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Aug 3, 2009
beginning to lose cravings for re-runs of golden girls and Alf.... i think my lipids were couch potatoes
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Aug 5, 2009
burnt my hand on a marsh mellow today... wasnt ever for me either... im f'n pissed!
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Aug 8, 2009
ok, its getting weird... rather than dreaming about hott blonds i see in the check-out line, im dreaming of all you can eat pasta bowl's at olive garden..WTF people???!!!!????!!!!
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Aug 16, 2009
i saw a shark when i went to the beach... but he didnt front...
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