"i guess i just want to be able to out run my dog... cause right now he always whipp's my ass when we race in the park.... then there's that f'n squirrel in the oak tree, and i know he's laughin'"
We can learn a lot from the motive properties of single-celled organisms. Me, I'm all set to get around the house after a killer legs workout using flagellation. I just have to train my back hairs to climb stairs. Minor obstacle.
