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Overall Goal: i guess i just want to be able to out run my dog... cause right now he always whipp's my ass when we race in the park.... then there's that f'n squirrel in the oak tree, and i know he's laughin'
Fit Status:
i wish i had robot arms and pec's.. but i would want them to look and feel like real arms..
ha!.. thats an easy one... i made a deal with the devil cause one day i tried to throw a rock over the swing-set in the park and i couldnt do it.... so i was like "hey, maybe if i had big muscels i would be able to do it"...so i sold my soul..... little did i know that all i had to do was use a smaller rock....
and ants are really strong.. and i thinks ants are neat-o
Why I Love It:
huumm???... i just love eating nasty ass tuna and canned chicken every day, all day... cause thats just freakin' swell.. touching drity ol' metals plates, ... seeing naked old men shavingin the locker room.. i mean, whats not to love.. oh yea,and the water fountain in my gym has super cold water in it... and i love cold water.. its guud!!!!
How I Stay Motivated:
by eating lots of shredded bark and tree moss, counting sheep, watching info commercials, rotating my tires every 5000 miles, and eating lots and lots of gummy bears...
.... and sometimes i pretend im a ninja
BB Accomplishments:
uuumm, i guess my biggest accomplishment is that i can load 2 45lb plates at once... and no, i wont show you...
... im also the national Battleship champion of the of the south
trucker bob updated Motivation Level to 1/10 and said: "seriously?!?" - 7:16 pm - Comment
trucker bob changed Overall Goal: "i guess i just want to be able to out run my dog... cause right now he always whipp's my ass when we race in the park.... then there's that f'n squirrel in the oak tree, and i know he's laughin'." - 7:12 pm - Comment
i guess i just want to be able to out run my dog... cause right now he always whipp's my ass when we race in the park.... then there's that f'n squirrel in the oak tree, and i know he's laughin'
Goal (Long):
well my true dream is to become a goat hearder and move to vermont. uumm, a nice six pack would be swell also. kinda want my goats to be jealous of me. ... i would also like to rebuild my grandpa's lawn-mower to its original glory and make him proud. because i might need it to keep all my goatfields trimed, in case the goats get slack.
Weight Goal:
Bodyfat Goal:
5%
Upcoming Contest:
tha dirty south's squat party and fig hunt!
Last Updated: Jun 14, 2008 11:13pm
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The doomsday of the squirrel will come my friend. Man, I wish there were talking action figures of you cuz then I could ship them away to all the sad kids in Africa and at least someone could tell them bedtime stories or let them know about the rank ass tuna/chicken there missing out on ya know.
