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"i am looking for a meaningless short-term relationship. i would also like to meet rachel ray from the food network cooking channel."
Personal Info And Background:
Real Name:
Ima Packenwood
Sex:
Male
Age:
34
Location:
Denver, Colorado, United States
Occupation:
mental surgeon
Personal Website:
Gym:
tride's dungeon
Gym Location:
downstairs w/ no windows...it's dark and evil
When I Started:
How I Started:
first i put on my gym clothes. then i'd put on my gym shoes. after that i'm ready to go.
Why I Love It:
it gives me the muscles i need to push people around. now i intentionally bump into people (even elderly women) trying to start something.
How I Stay Motivated:
i go to all you can eat buffets and stare at the fat people. it gives me all the motivation i need.
BB Accomplishments:
biggest dude in my house 2001
biggest dude in my house 2002
biggest dude in my house 2003
biggest dude in my house 2004
biggest dude in my house 2005
biggest dude in my house 2006
biggest dude in my house 2007
basically, i dominate this contest!
Forum Signature:
see my blog for some disturbing literature: http://blog.bodybuilding.com/tride26
Last Updated: Mar 7, 2008 4:04pm
Progress Pictures
Mar 31, 2007
Apr 16, 2008
5'10" @ 177 this shot is just two months into my return to training.
i am looking for a meaningless short-term relationship. i would also like to meet rachel ray from the food network cooking channel.
Goal (Long):
1. dig the toy out of a box of cereal without spilling any.
2. start pretending that i smoke.
3. stop masterbating in the public library.
4. flush without clogging.
5. quit looking for a meaningful relationship at strip clubs.
6. pay for everything with loose change.
7. train my dog to hump strangers legs.
8. quit throwing food on people at restaurants.
9. eat cheetos without getting orange fingers.
10. stop showering in public restrooms.
11. tailgate people less.
12. try not to get caught on "how to catch a predator"
start doing curls immediatly when a girl walks by and count out loud.....1001, 1002, 1003, 1004. then say "Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."start doing curls immediatly when a girl walks by and count out loud.....1001, 1002, 1003, 1004. then say "Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so...more
- Updated Feb 20, 2008 4:57pm
What tricep workout has worked best for you?
"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... [kisses bicepts] and see if she likes the goods."
Hey Tride! The contest did go well! I'm off in Japan right now and this is the first time I've gotten on from here! I will totally blog soon! And hopefully get a chance to see if you've been writing too! Have a great week! xoxo
Hey man thanks I look nothing like you skinny boy. I am still fighting the good fight I will get there soon. Took me a long time to put the weight on seems to be taking forever to get it off.
James
funny!! I challenge you to offend me, it will keep me coming back for more!! Seriously, the one about training in america is the best one yet and very true in its irony. Good job
