"Get Bigger, Stronger, Faster and Leaner... If you want results, put in the time and effort. Keep my boy UnlimitedGain in Prayer as he makes it known on the field that he belongs in the NFL. A future Pro-Bowler in my book."
Resolved to act my age, and not say 'woot' at risk of being thought frightening... like the auburn-dyed hair you see sticking out from beneath some old codgers' backwards baseball caps. CRINGE!
