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forward note:
first sexual harassment.. now this:
--"Hey big fella,
Was a little surprised when I saw you pop up as a mutual friend on facebook... then realised its just some poser pretending to be you."--
i'll b damned if some creep is gonna use my pictures to pick up girls. probably some nasty child molester. ridiculous.
story time:
turned into a slob-ass after football with the help of my just-as-lazy gf. we did nothing but go out to eat, drink, watch movies, and f*ck constantly.
then i joined the af and ditched the girl. when i deployed the first time (jan 07) i decided to get my shit together and at least obtain a 6 pack.. weighed 215 @ the time and 15%Bf. started workin out and read everything i could about bodybuilding and getting rippd. weighed 179 @7.8%B when i left the desert. once the joe 6-pack status was achieved i decided that i absolutely loved everything about fitness and would like to build my future career around physical fitness. hopefully, you will work out in my gym sometime.
also: when i was in elementary school i excelled in kickball and dodgeball. i attribute that to my current fitness level :P
Why I Love It:
the weights and i.. we just get along so well, you know. we spend alot of time together doing different things. sometimes we get in fights.. we struggle in our relationship. so we'll have a make-up session and i get really sweaty, heated, and intense pumping action takes place. the next day im a little sore from gettin down and dirty ;) ..we even do a little experimenting from time to time to see what "feels" the best. if thats not love i duno what is
How I Stay Motivated:
right now..theres a pre-madonna out there gettin serious credit for being in shape. i was placed on this planet to make him look bad.
also id like to give a shout out to Battle_russell my workout buddy who gives me a spot so i dont kill myself.
BB Accomplishments:
-got my PTL(physical training leader) cert. so now i can punish sloppy people for being so seditive w/ their lives.
-after 22 years of life.. i finally got CPR and AED certified
gained size since last year
""kind of a big deal"" to me
-helped my w/o partner lose 32lbs
by the time you're done reading this, i have already eaten 3 more chicken breasts.
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give me weightroom or give me death - - kickin ass since 87'. the only donuts i eat weigh 2.5 lbs if u get my drift
Last Updated: Nov 19, 2008 6:01pm
What noriods4me Is Up To:
Sep 6, 2009
noriods4meupdated Fit Status "they need to make viagra for every other muscle but the penis(&non-hormonal)"
this ridiculous man just keeps getting bigger, and lets everyone know it by posting pictures. each month he gets bigger and it pisses me off.. therefore anger fuels my motivation to eat and lift more. he doesnt know that ill eventually get bigger than him tho so i feel kind of bad for him. on the real tho.. hes a down to earth man, not all big-headed about himself, and more dedicated than anyone ive seen. which is also why hes motivational. leaders without ego-trips is what america needs right?
Q. What about eating loads of brown rice?
BP. The amazing thing about brown rice is that you could have it at every meal and actually lose weight. You can have 10 bowls of rice, because it is so high in fiber and so difficult for your body to break down, it takes more calories for digestion...
Yes, it is one of my Halloween costumes - Silk Spectre II. So nice to hear from you especially that you are so busy - hope all is going well with you :)
Man, Thats what I need your arms and a blower. My POS blower just croaked like a big dog. Can't do much about that but, I'm working on the arms - one broom stroke at a time. :(
Haha! My wheels? Thanks brother. I get that a lot. Now bring my upper body up to their level. I owe you some pushups. They coming in video. Look for it. Got some cool undies,but no jock strap. haha.
And I am try kill myself and everything and everyone in gym. I hope squat the gym soon. haha.
peace.
yeah by ur pic i can tell you get a massive hard on and yes i hate homework too...dont we all...and ummm ur nice and mean at the same time...not to sure what to think about u lol
Only you would ask that! lol! It is to show the solar plexus - that is my normal camera, lol! I had forgotten about the shirt - I knew you were just kidding - when you open your gym, I'd love to, lol! Hope you are doing well! Have a good week - my best to you always ~ Jen
