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Member Since: Nov 26, 2006
BodyBlog Started: Nov 28, 2006
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SmartAssard

Overall Goal:  41 on July 5th.FORMER skinny/fat saggy assed &shy mom of 4,now a fitness model,writer,figure competitor,rep for Gaspari Nutrition and co host interviewing bands for TV! New body=new life!! Masters nationals figure in JULY!!! WHOOP!

Fit Status:  changing minds about what "female bodybuilders look like"! Firm , sexy and sassy!!

Motivation Level: 10/10


Personal Info And Background:
Real Name:
Fern Assard official bodyspace smartass
Sex:
Female
Age:
40
Location:
Occupation:
smartass single mom with 4 kids, fulltime dental office shucking teeth, weight banger,forum rep for Gaspari nutrition, BB.com writer, personal training student, fitness advisor,fitness model, figure competitor, videographer,Co host of Inside Entertaiment.....and so much MORE
Personal Website:
Gym:
the one with the weights dingdong
Gym Location:
why? Want me to bench press you?
When I Started:
Apr, 2006
How I Started:
I was gross. I could grab a wad of fat roll when I bent over and I had dimples on my legs when I sat down with shorts on. Plus I was "just skinny" and that doesnt look good after 30....it translates into saggy butt and wussy arms with a jiggle. I tried the anorexia thing and it just made my ass lower and my hip bones stick out.
Why I Love It:
Endorphins and the way guys get out of my way when I purposely sit near them.......I guess its empowering to be physically strong
How I Stay Motivated:
Fear of cellulite, the mirror and competing. When you know you will be judged under bright lights in a tiny suit, you tend to bust ass. I usually have a show coming up, so this keep my pretty lean all year
BB Accomplishments:
4 shows in 6 months (2007) , PRO fitness model status from FAME/WNSO, 2 figure shows 2008. 7 pro photoshoots,working for a killer supplement company (Gaspari)who sent me to the Arnold Expo, working at the Olympia in the Ironman Magazine booth, published writer here on BB.com 'Fat Burning on a Budget", video series here "Getting Hardcore with MsFitness",
NPC figure competitor and soon to be featured on BB.com's Pro/Am blog!! New Model for www.ironlace.com and www.eastcoastmuscle.com and writer blogger for ClarkBartram.com!! BIG YEAR!
Forum Signature:
" I don't want to BE Barbie...I want to BENCHPRESS her"
www.gasparinutrition.com (supps)
www.fern@gasparinutrition.com (company email)
www.Ironlace.com (model, main page)
www.eastcoastmuscle.com(model,clo thing/gym gear)
check out my show "Getting Hardcore with MsFitness" to lean how not to be lost in the gym.
Last Updated: Jul 12, 2008 2:00pm

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Jun 18, 2005 May 9, 2009
yuk photoshoot with 3 R
looking old and flabby...skinny/fat and starving myself  this proves you can get back into shape. The woman getting into the pool was not who I wanted to be..........today I am who I want to be. Stronger, wiser, smarter and HAPPIER
Last Updated: Nov 7, 2008 10:52pm

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Last Updated: Sep 21, 2008 6:54pm

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Last Updated: Aug 19, 2008 6:13pm

Goals:
Main Goal:
Gain Muscle
Goal (Overall):
41 on July 5th.FORMER skinny/fat saggy assed &shy mom of 4,now a fitness model,writer,figure competitor,rep for Gaspari Nutrition and co host interviewing bands for TV! New body=new life!! Masters nationals figure in JULY!!! WHOOP!
Goal (Long):
Be THE FEMALE VERSION OF JOHN BASEDOW!!!! 2008 Okay, here goes......I want to help people with what I have learned through trial and error of my own. I'd love to have my own personal training studio and help transform people. I reached ALL my 2007 goals. My new ones are 1 magazine shoot, 1 bodybuilding show and getting out of CT......not necessarily in that order. Oh and go to the Arnold Classic with a supp compny.REACHED!!! I want to compete in both figure and female bodybuilding and break some of the stereo types that 'muscles make women less feminine, that a great body is unattainable after 30, that women are stuck looking like "moms" after having children.' This is all not true! Plus you are not stuck with "flat white girl ass'! I want to do more fitness modeling, help educate on supplementing and nutrition and help stop all the people who join gyms in January from quitting in March after going 3 times and feeling inept and intimidated in the weight room.
Weight Goal:
I want to LOSE 5 lb
Bodyfat Goal:
8%
Upcoming Contest:
NPC MASTERS NATIONALS FIGURE IN PITTS, PA
Last Updated: Yesterday, 8:06pm

Members That Inspire SmartAssard:
Monica Brant [ BodySpace ]
no need to say it...just look at the woman.
stevew31 [ BodySpace ]
cus he is CUTE
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BodyAnswers
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Do you sometimes use joint health supplements?
Yes
Which ones do you use?
glucosamine and chondritin
- Updated Mar 14, 2008 3:09pm

What are your secrets for making healthy food taste great?
Adobe seasonibg and garlic!!! Oh and I cant believe its not butter spray rocks
- Updated Mar 14, 2008 3:08pm

Where do you find healthy recipes to try?
I don't use recipes and am not a big fan of cooking. I eat plain foods most of the time.
- Updated Mar 14, 2008 3:08pm

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Contest History:
May 03, 2009:
NPC Jay Cutler Classic - Placing: 1
Nov 01, 2008:
NPC 2008 Natural CT State Open - Placing: 3
Nov 01, 2008:
NPC 2008 Natural Northern States Master 35+ - Placing: 4
Nov 01, 2008:
NPC 2008 Natural Northern States Masters 40+ - Placing: 1
Jun 14, 2008:
NPC CT State Championships - Placing: 3
Jun 14, 2008:
NPC Ct Grand Prix - Placing: 2
Apr 26, 2008:
Fitness Atlantic Figure - Placing: dnf
Apr 19, 2008:
NPC NPC RHODE ISLAND NATURAL OCEAN STATE MASTERS - Placing: 3
Apr 19, 2008:
NPC NPC RHODE ISLAND NATURAL OCEAN STATE OPEN - Placing: 3
Nov 18, 2007:
NPC NPC Northern States Figure - Placing: 1
Nov 18, 2007:
NPC NPC Northern States Figure - Placing: 4
Apr 28, 2007:
Fitness Atlantic - Placing: 6
Apr 14, 2007:
NPC RI Natural Ocean State masters 35+ - Placing: 2
Apr 07, 2007:
WNSO FAME fitness model masters class (WON PRO CARD) - Placing: 1
Feb 03, 2007:
Transformation contest bodybuilding.com - Placing: 1
Last Updated: Nov 3, 2008 7:48pm

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Last Updated: Nov 5, 2008 8:32pm

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Last Updated: Nov 5, 2008 8:32pm

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Im not going to delve into this too much as I am in the middle of writing an article on calorie consumption. I just want to say do not rely solely on the # of calories you consume as a guide for losing weight.  there are good calories and empty calories.  Keep this in mind.........a 100...


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FOOD FOOD FOOD
On a daily basis, I eat pretty clean. I am trying to up my calories at present, but I never checked them. I don’t go by calories. I go but fat,carbs and protein. 150 grams of protein (at least)

6 meals a day approx.

1. 1/2 cup to 1 cup of oatmeal with 2 splenda...
Last Updated: Jan 29, 2008 1:09pm

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  • reading forensics books
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  • Planet Muscle, Muscle &Fitness...not the chick mags
  • http://www.yoursuperbody.com/Transformations-workouts-muscle.html
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  • Korn, DJ Laz, Toby Mac, Disturbed
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Last Updated: Oct 14, 2008 6:49pm

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after a day at the beach... m_raybo [ View Profile ]
Today, 1:32pm
Happy Birthday Fern!
oltorik [ View Profile ]
Today, 9:39am
I knew you had a brain. and I could tell. you are drop dead gorgeous.. u know that?
Upload your profile picture! ncsu [ View Profile ]
Today, 9:36am
if u dnt mind telling....r u bi or str8?
DOUBLe BICEP 180 Lbs Johnnyduc916 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 3:08pm
hi nice lady who does this goto? it's friday and i'm down with A BIG DORIAN INJURY [CRIES]
190lbs Daniel Potter [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 2:35pm
the summers werent to bad, we'd go down to the beach cars and party but the water was never that warm
Upload your profile picture! HAMMER35 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 1:41pm
you have amazing abs and everything also but abs are great. you have truly made a great transfomation.
mat3002s [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 12:56pm
Thanks for the vote of confidence! You're looking fabulous as usual :-)! Have a fun and safe 4th of July!
cawiau [ View Profile ]
Jul 2, 2009 1:16pm
I will hand you a fork when you pass over those bas! Great definitions in the biceps also!
synergicenergy [ View Profile ]
Jul 2, 2009 7:29am
How's the week going?
my head bowtwanger [ View Profile ]
Jul 1, 2009 9:46pm
Way to rock in your profile pic!
cawiau [ View Profile ]
Jul 1, 2009 12:03am
Keep doing the good work you are doing, looking amazing!
Mr VP WSRFC Grey Viking [ View Profile ]
Jun 30, 2009 4:24am
Woke up on time today...hit the dungeon hard...feeling great!! Hope your day is beautiful and full of positive energy!! Cheers, Bryan
Finally determined again! littleguy77 [ View Profile ]
Jun 29, 2009 6:13pm
Looking good, hot mamma! I'm doing a little better in my training now.
Poolside Vegas BrandyTKO [ View Profile ]
Jun 29, 2009 5:05pm
Comment to your June 28 Blog - I'm going to compete for first time in March 2010, my comp PT was very concerned that my husband was supportive of this, which he is, but the PT knows the stigma that seems to be attached to BB competition. I've told my husband not to spread it around, cuz alot of ppl just don't understand that world, they think its weird. There are stranger things in this world and most of them pretty unhealthy. Keep being the inspiration that your are, girl!
pastiche23 [ View Profile ]
Jun 29, 2009 3:34pm
Looking forward to it!
Cable Curls for Fun LeanDreamer [ View Profile ]
Jun 29, 2009 10:56am
Dayummm! Where'd I put my towel? *wink* Still look'n as awesome as ever I see.
CyclopsJP [ View Profile ]
Jun 29, 2009 10:15am
You've probably heard this a million times, your preogession from when you started to the most recent is amazing! I like the term skinny/fat, I see those type of builds a lot. You totally transformed yourself and you look fabulous! Keep it up, I know you inspire a lot of folks
175lbs B-Neva [ View Profile ]
Jun 28, 2009 10:54pm
fern you look a little wet, don't worry I will be the towel boy :) LOL
Come on abs,,,let's grow! amysuds [ View Profile ]
Jun 28, 2009 6:05pm
I felt the same way when I was thinking of trying master nat's. You will be awesome Fern. You have everything going for you...not to mention the figure suit to die for (hope you wear that new one). I will cheer you on!!
Progress Pic - 142 lbs. sjayne80 [ View Profile ]
Jun 28, 2009 5:54pm
Things have been going really well, I have about 15 more lbs I'd like to lose. It took me a while, but I've lost 30 lbs since last May! Keep up the great work, you look amazing! Hope your computer is fixed soon, that must be driving you crazy :)
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