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"I want to be a highly sought after male stripper and maybe compete in some ultimate fighting championships then I definately plan on doing a photo spread for PLAYGIRL! Oh and I hit an 85 lb Deadlift baby!!! Yeh! That's what I'm talkin about!!!"
Personal Info And Background:
Real Name:
Turd Ferguson
Sex:
Male
Age:
19
Location:
Stone Mountain, Georgia, United States
Occupation:
Custodian at Stone Mountain High
Personal Website:
Gym:
My Mom's garage
Gym Location:
At my Mom's house
When I Started:
Jan, 2008
How I Started:
Found a picture of Bob Paris in an old issue of Flex and decided that I wanted to be just like him. Bob Paris rules!!!
Why I Love It:
I love feeling the guns blow up and get really swollen! All the ladies treat me like a big hunk of ripped meat that I am cause my my physique turns them on so much!
How I Stay Motivated:
I just keep visualizing myself kickin ass in ultimate fighting, strippin for lots of babes, and gracing the cover of PLAYGIRL.
BB Accomplishments:
Can bench 60% of my body weight!!!
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Last Updated: Jun 3, 2008 2:52pm
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I want to be a highly sought after male stripper and maybe compete in some ultimate fighting championships then I definately plan on doing a photo spread for PLAYGIRL! Oh and I hit an 85 lb Deadlift baby!!! Yeh! That's what I'm talkin about!!!
Yep that's right! That's what I'm talkin about! I hit 85 lbs on my deadlifts today! Man, I have to say, I couldn't of done it without the Joe Weider Dynamic Muscle Builder. Ever since I started taking that stuff I've just been a mass monster from hell! Now I don't know if they put steroids in...
Where you been man? I bet you booked a trip to Beijing spanning the full 3 weeks of festivities to draw inspiration from all the Turd-caliber athletes. So how many gold did you project you could have taken?
According to my local paper..Turd Ferguson is the reason why waldo is hiding, Turd Ferguson does not sleep, he waits and is it true that your sueing nbc because "Law and Order" is trademark names for your right and left legs?
Last night on my way to the gym some hooker chucked a hardback thesaurus at my face and made me late again. She was, I don't know, half african half Columbian I guess. Who cares though. I picked the damn book up out of the mulch beside the library and frisbee tossed it into her shins. You know that's gotta hurt. Haha. She tried to play it off but I know how getting clunked in the shinmeat is pure hell.
It's unbelievably frustrating Turd. I've got a bone to pick with those involved with the production of "Hancock" Here's a movie, about a guy who looks like a man, but is actually an extra-dimensional hyperbeing living on a world of mortals. That's not a 200 million dollar movie it's just a day in the life of Josh Morgan.
Thanks man, i try lol. 85 lbs? well if your not joking around then its all good, we all gotta start somewhere. Good luck to your goals as well lol, stripping,ufc and playgirl will be tough work.
Sometime Josh Morgan look up in sky at night and say what the hell goin on up there? Aliens, spinnin silver saucer, and all kinda hell. He think to hisself, damn, the day them little dudes deduct Josh Morgan the day all hell break loose. And that's for whole hella sure. Cuz, one thing Josh Morgan don't like is confrontational surprise. Anytime, wham, and then lawsuit follow all over again cause nobody cept Josh Morgan know how to fight well. Know what I mean?
