This is how I feel when I meet new women lifters at my gym!

This goes out to the 6 yr old kid who slugged a kid today at school recess (breaking his glasses). That same kid has been suspended before for assaulting staff. One less bad kid in the cafeteria today!

Excuse me. You-- I believe you have my stapler? LOL didn't you get the memo about the TPS reports....

According to my 6 yr old you can now purchase a new brain at Walmart. My response was "do you really want a discount brain?" We both laughed hysterically, but that would explain a lot about silly people.

LOL! This ranks up there with "calm down" and "I think you're overreacting" as far a bad things to say to a passionate (possibly crazy) woman.

LOL! Yes, I am already thinking about what dinner will be.

This is what I feel like telling the parents who come to help in the cafeteria at lunch time! While most of the children are well adjusted small humans the others are like small savages ready to attack at any moment.

It takes a lot of effort to keep all my batsh!t crazy to myself so I don't recommend testing me.

Yeah, don't do this unless you're interested in a little one on one competition with me. Seriously, If this dude is lifting like 10 lbs he should be able to make it a few feet more away from the mirror in one piece.

I made it through my first weekend since starting my new healthier diet. It is one small victory in this long battle of the bulge.

Our elf is already on my nerves....only 17 more stupid hiding places to find =^(

LOL! This happens regularly at my gym, but I don't mind.

The struggle is real! LOL!

LOL! This is for all of those people afraid of strong women. =^)

LOL! Do I look done yet! I have when people invade my workout space to wait as if that is going to help me go any faster.

I feel like the girl taking a nap on the mat today! I hope a little caffeine with help me get to the gym today.

I know that stretching is important, but I still feel silly doing it in front of people. I haven't quite mastered the stretch from this meme, but some of the really good ones do look a bit strange. =^/

Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees do make a cute couple. Here's hoping all the good scary movies are on tonight! Ch-ch-ch-ch.....ah- ah-ah-ah I love old scary movies the best.

This is in honor of my 5 yr old who has lost his gloves about 20 times this last week. This morning I've added a yarn rope to connect the gloves so he'd pretty much need to lose his whole coat to misplace them now!

LOL, I must be doing something right!

LOL! Is is worth the risk? =^)

LOL! I haven't quite reached this point yet, but I'm sure it is coming. I am feeling a bit fuzzy from the lack of sugar from yesterday. Anyone know where I put my keys....I'll be checking the fridge next =^)

Today is the first day of my newest fitness regime. I plan to have morning workouts at home, and night workouts in the gym. Also, please forgive me for the b!tchy attitude as I'll be cutting my sugar and carb intake drastically. Should be fun. =^{

I'm not sure exactly what I did, but my quads are incredibly sore today. I spent like 10 minutes trying to escape my bed and successfully stand. I might need to ice if the ibprofin doesn't start working soon.