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"Bringing the sexy back to Geriatric Beef Cakes! Can you feel it?"

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Dec 17, 2009 5:47pm
Not the best driver huh?..HHm, guess I can finally re-gift the "Big Tim's driving safety course" gift card, I got 10 years ago after a small string of accidents I may or may not have had..hehe. As for me, I'd be okay with any small vehicle like a Ferrari or BMW...ya know, nothing fancy or anything...
 
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Dec 16, 2009 11:18pm
Hey There GISM, clearly you have cut out all the distractions..congrats and how are things?
 
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Dec 16, 2009 11:16pm
Hey There R, How goes things this week? Any good stories to tell?
 
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Dec 16, 2009 11:10pm
So what are we getting for Christmas this year?
 
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Dec 16, 2009 11:09pm
Hey Ruth, how goes the getting ripped quest this week?
 
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Dec 16, 2009 11:08pm
Awesome: So glad to hear I'm not the only elderly chick magnet around. My Mom gives me a hard time, because one time I visited her at the age restricted condo where she worked, I was basically gang molested by several old lady's comments....man, they got kind of specific...I know I turned red..How's the weekend looking for you?
 
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Dec 16, 2009 11:05pm
Awesome that you quit drinking. I quit over 17 years ago and have loved life ever since. It took me quitting to understand how much of 'me' drinking took away from me...know what I mean?
 
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Dec 16, 2009 11:03pm
So you miss the heat or the lack of snow?..hehe. I bet Wyoming is beautiful, yes?..Not something I feel can be said for Phoenix. The northern and southern deserts of AZ maybe, but not Phoenix....
 
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Dec 16, 2009 10:58pm
And so what the heck is Dubai like anyway?...I've thought for awhile now, it surely would be a great place to live. Thoughts?
 
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Dec 16, 2009 10:57pm
Hey There Rita, Anything big on tap for the weekend?
 
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Dec 15, 2009 10:45pm
Hey There Stacy, How're things looking for the show circuit, 2010?
 
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Dec 15, 2009 10:31pm
Hey There M, Hope the evening wrapped up in comforter was excellent and that your tomorrow is an awesome one!!
 
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Dec 15, 2009 10:20pm
Wow Yan...my mouth's watering! Can I come over for dinner too?
 
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Dec 15, 2009 10:19pm
Alright, alright...I'll eat some for you then: I'm still bulking...two more weeks before my cut begins....When's your next show? Show's right after the holiday, really should be banned...just saying.
 
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Dec 15, 2009 10:05pm
And hey, I just noticed you went to ASU. Did you just move down for school, or did you spend some time in Phoenix? I lived in Phoenix for about 15 years....
 
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Dec 15, 2009 10:04pm
Yep, I'll be rocking the stage at the Copperstate classic in March...okay, maybe not rockin', but definitely disturbing some folks, I'm sure.
 
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Dec 15, 2009 10:00pm
Yeah, I know...I just like to use the geriatric thing, because for some reason, elderly ladies (in their 60's and 70's) find me attractive (it's a long story). Hey, would you mind if I borrowed your awesome calves for my comp in May...please?
 
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Dec 15, 2009 9:52pm
I'm doing great, I love Christmas! Only wish we'd get some snow this year....What show are you doing in June? Are you bulking right now, or refining?
 
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Dec 15, 2009 8:45am
I love the whole lot of nothin' option for sure...as for Champagne, well the authorities told me many years back that I wasn't allowed to drink anymore...may have had something to do with the Leopard print Speedo and sandals incident back in town square on New Year's eve...The gyrating and hollering may have contributed too....
 
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Dec 15, 2009 8:42am
Yeah, Geriatric Quarterly (GQ) has contacted me a couple of times, but I just don't know...hehe. And hhmm, Chicago eh? Bears fan? Any Jay C thoughts if so?
 
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