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Real Name: Mr. Hugh Jazz
Sex: Male
Age: 31
Location: Phuk Hoff, Some Floating Iceberg, Antarctica
Occupation: Toothpaste Cap Assembler
Personal Website: http://profezzor.deviantart.com
Gym: The Sweat Room
Gym Location: My basement
When I Started: Nov, 1996
How I Started: Got bored at college and was looking for a pick-me-up in between Quantum Physics and Introduction to Archery.
Why I Love It: Who says I love it? I hate working out. Would much rather eat a case of Malomars on the couch watching reruns of The Andy Griffith Show.
How I Stay Motivated: Keep imagining Delta Burke naked keeps me going.
BB Accomplishments: I lifted something heavy over my head a couple times. Picked up a Volkswagon Beetle to save a trapped blind Romanian orphan once.
Forum Signature: "Get busy LIFTING or get busy dying."
Nov 15, 2005 Jun 21, 2007
Big and fat at 260 lbs. Just got done eating a small horse at an All You Can Eat Mongolion Buffet and thought the need to bust a move.
Felt the need to puff my chest and listen to The Carpenters "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head" while I took a picture of my developing fatness.
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Main Goal: Other
Goal (Short): "My fitness goal is to stop eating so god-damn much."
Goal (Long): I want to eat eat thunder and spit lightning.
Weight Goal: I want to LOSE 999 lb
Bodyfat Goal: 999%
Upcoming Contest: Anorexic Bulemic Chinese Finger-Pulling Contest
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Hobbies:
Drunk Ballet
Speed Knitting
Collecting Precious Moment Dolls and burning them
Magazines:
Bald and Beautiful
Fat and Slovenly Quarterly
Healthy Foods:
Tub of Crisco with no Trans Fat. Yum.
Cardboard flavored with paprika
Cheat Foods:
Hotels and Houses from Monopoly board are good as toppings for ice cream.
Fitness Books:
How to gain 100 lbs in 2 years by Marriage
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Pat Boone
Patsy Cline
William Shatner's Spoken Word
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Beefgut [ View Profile ] May 14, 2008 9:33am
'how to gain 100 pounds in two years, by Marriage' heh is a great title. How's your cholesterol?!!
jessica_rabbit [ View Profile ] Apr 15, 2008 2:14pm
I got a good laugh from your comment. very clever ;) I tend to use the term dumper, but turd cutter is original. considering adding it to my vocab.
ttyl~
stachedwalker [ View Profile ] Dec 24, 2007 5:11pm
Happy Holidays! Hope you have a great 2008
musldman [ View Profile ] Dec 2, 2007 2:10pm
Thanks for the add man. Looking huge! Definitely have the same goals. Let's take it to the stage bro. Keep growing SWOLE! BAM!
chicana_peach [ View Profile ] Nov 23, 2007 8:39am
Hi, just stopping by to wish ya a great weekend!
chicana_peach [ View Profile ] Nov 10, 2007 1:43pm
Wow Frederick! You are the one thats an inspiration! You are buff man!
chicana_peach [ View Profile ] Nov 10, 2007 1:41pm
Hi, thanks so much for the add :)
thebignick [ View Profile ] Nov 10, 2007 12:01pm
Thanks for compliments. I do my best to getting huge someday. Today I´m feeling a little bit "graceful". That´s must be changed...
thebignick [ View Profile ] Nov 10, 2007 7:05am
Fantastic progress and cool pics. My favorite is your profile-pic... Keek growing.
richxr7 [ View Profile ] Oct 25, 2007 12:30pm
Tell me about it, I'm getting married in February and we're talking about having kids pretty soon after that. I want to make sure that I am fit for my wife and kids and for me to. After a blood test from my doctor explaining I have slight high chloresterol and way over weight it scared me enough to do something. So here I am after over a year of diet and now a new workout program.
richxr7 [ View Profile ] Oct 25, 2007 10:49am
Hey man thats some serious progress you made. I can totally understand wanting to get healthier and more fit.
AlMovement [ View Profile ] Oct 18, 2007 7:11am
Ha! Thanks for the comment, Diddy. Hope all is well in the gym, Joe Dirt.
Beergut-Stu [ View Profile ] Sep 23, 2007 1:18am
Cheers man. That is a pretty big motivator, I do know what you mean, my missus is due in Dec. You've come so far, thank you for the motivation.
holpl [ View Profile ] Sep 15, 2007 4:46am
thanks man ... looks like you are well on your way as well
QuintB [ View Profile ] Jul 28, 2007 6:31am
Your inspiring man!!!
bellaone1965 [ View Profile ] Jul 21, 2007 10:01am
Frederick thanks for the Add .. have a great weekend !=)
JohnnyBG3 [ View Profile ] Jul 20, 2007 5:31pm
Thanks brother. Looking big and lean. Insane progression, looks like two completely different people.
futureos007 [ View Profile ] Jul 20, 2007 2:42pm
yeah, I hear that. Having a fast metabolism helps a ton! speaking of which, have you ever tried the 6-7 meals a day thing? It works really well, plus its a natural way to speed up your metabolism instead of thermogenics.
futureos007 [ View Profile ] Jul 20, 2007 1:44pm
ha, thanks! Looks like you've been doing some pretty serious work too. Your lucky you've got the mass to be huge! keep up the hard work!
bellaone1965 [ View Profile ] Jul 20, 2007 11:34am
Glad to have motivated you...lol.. have a great vacation ..enjoy the run ..my friend.. :)
