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Member Since: Aug 25, 2008
BodyBlog Started: Jan 21, 2009
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Last Profile Update: Yesterday, 3:06pm
Last Blog Post: Nov 17, 2009 9:10pm

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HermTheWorm

Overall Goal:  My next fitness goal is to actually become maniacally FIT. Running up and down 7 miles of hills, starting to box again, Kettle balls, do both the Navy seals and the (Can you believe it?) New York City ballet workouts while continuing to lift weights

Fit Status:  I am the Pete Rose of Bodybuilding. I may not have the most natural talent, I will will outwork any mothef-cker out there.

Motivation Level: 10/10


Personal Info And Background:
Real Name:
Steven Herman
Sex:
Male
Age:
48
Location:
New York, New York, United States
Occupation:
Artist/entrepreneur
Personal Website:
Primary Gym:
Crunch Gym- Lafayette
404 Lafayette St.
New York, NY
United States
College:
School Of Visual Arts
Attended 1981 to 1984
New York, New York
United States
High School:
Seward Park High School
Attended 1977 to 1979
New York
United States
When I Started:
Apr, 1976
How I Started:
You may not know this about me, but I was conceived through artificial insemination. Yes, the doctor sopped up some semen from a test tube via the old turkey baster, shoved it into my mom's tutu and gave it a squeeze. At any rate, while I was hanging out in the squeezy part of the turkey baster with the other sperm cells, I noticed that my little wiggly tail was small and lacked definition. I vowed then and there that if I was the lucky sperm to hit the egg, I would spend my lifetime working out so that I would never feel inadequate again. As fate would have it, I was the lucky sperm (Back then I was known as Herm the Sperm) and I started doing calisthenics while I was in the womb. When I was born and the doctor slapped me I said "You do that again, and I'll tear your f-cking head off." The rest was history. True story. That would be a great practical joke if the doctor brought home the turkey baster and gave it to his wife to use in the kitchen. Wouldn't that be a real knee slapper?
Why I Love It:
When I'm adjusting the weights. There's something about putting that big solid Olympic bar through the hole in the plates that makes me feel all frisky. Maybe it's subliminal.
How I Stay Motivated:
Before I go to the gym, I am my own cheerleader. In fact, I dress up in a cheerleader costume with pom-poms and everything and do a whole Rah Rah "Go Herm go" thing. Then after that, I dress up as a nurse and give myself an enema with Bosco chocolate syrup, and then I dress up as Madam Butterfly and pinch my nipples real hard with a pair of chopsticks. Then I change into my usual gym clothes and I'm ready and rarin'to go! Charge!
BB Accomplishments:
I've taught a lot of men how to get in touch with their feminine sides. When they see me shirtless in the locker room all pumped and veiny and glistening with sweat, and then look at themselves, they begin to cry like little girls. I always offer them a Kleenex to dry their eyes and they are thankful; but when they see it is not a Kleenex, but in fact a piece of used toilet paper, they get all pissed. I swear, People need to lighten up.
Forum Signature:
I am my competition. Failure is not an option. There is no easy way.
Last Updated: Nov 19, 2009 11:14am

What HermTheWorm Is Up To:
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HermTheWorm updated Fit Status "I am the Pete Rose of Bodybuilding. I may not have the most natural talent, I will will outwork any mothef-cker out there."
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Where it all begain...
1985, my foot! This is 1979. Here I am, disco dude, more like disco dud. Sunken chest, and skinny guys belly--still thought I had it going on. For God's sake Hermie, do something about that pathetic patch of chest hair, either get rid of it or go whole hog and get an Austin Powers Chest toupee (and ...
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Last Updated: Aug 25, 2008 7:53am

Goals:
Main Goal:
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Goal (Overall):
My next fitness goal is to actually become maniacally FIT. Running up and down 7 miles of hills, starting to box again, Kettle balls, do both the Navy seals and the (Can you believe it?) New York City ballet workouts while continuing to lift weights
Goal (Long):
To become Jew of the Month.
Weight Goal:
I want to GAIN 756 lb
Bodyfat Goal:
99%
Upcoming Contest:
Jew of the Month
Last Updated: Nov 23, 2009 8:06am

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What type of outfit do you usually wear when you workout? Why?
Whatever the f-ck I feel like wearing that day. Why? Why the f-ck do you care what I'M wearing? Pay more attention to YOUR lame ass workout.
- Updated Oct 18, 2009 4:16pm

What do you think about people who "grunt" loudly while working out? Do you do it?
I grunt loudly in to gym to draw attention to how f-cking Jacked and tan I am. Got a problem with that? Two words. Ear plugs.
- Updated Oct 18, 2009 4:14pm

What type of person at your gym annoys you the most? Why?
People who are not like me. The less you are like me the more I hate you. That's the math right there. Not rocket science.
- Updated Oct 18, 2009 4:14pm

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Last Updated: Nov 23, 2009 8:06am

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Can a worm be too sexy?
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Description: Can a 48 year old Jew be too sexy? Apparently.
New Project 11
New Project 11
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Description: Trying on my custom made chef's jackets for my cooking show coming to Youtube, BB.com and local cable this fall.
Hey girls, this is for you!
Hey girls, this is for you!
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Description: I am available for Bachelorette parties, sweet sixteens, bat mitzvahs, funerals, circumcisions and hot one on ones...And yes, I can twist my ding ding dong into funny animal shapes on request. S&M, bondage and dominance and water sports also available. My satisfaction rate is high and my morals are low. PM me. More filthy PMs will get booking priority over less filthy PMs. Act now, this is a limited time offer.
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Last Updated: Oct 30, 2009 7:49am

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Category: Training on Nov 17, 2009 9:10pm

In my gym there are 5 or 6 guys who really bust their asses and are there every single ding dong day as I am.

There may be 3 or 4 on the periphery whom I see often who I also respect, but not as much as the aforementioned guys.

Because, I also secretly kind of LIKE the 5 or 6 guys, who are...


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Hobbies:
  • My favorite bodypart is my Weinerschnitzel, but the bastards didn't have that listed.
Magazines:
  • Why didn't they have Weinerschnitzel listed? This is bullsh-t!
Healthy Foods:
  • Having someone eat my Weinerschnitzel with flax seeds on top.
Cheat Foods:
  • Having someone eat my Weinerschnitzel with powdered sugar on top.
Fitness Books:
  • The Weinerschnitzel also rises.
  • Of mice and Weinerschnitzels.
  • For whom the Weinerschnitzel tolls.
Workout Music:
  • Little Weiner and the five Schnitzels Box set: The early years Vol 1
Supplements:
  • Hermy's Own WeinerSchnitzel Bars  Pineapple chocolate chip pizza is my favorite flavor, followed by Halibut pistachio mint.
Last Updated: Sep 7, 2009 11:12pm

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ShanBL [ View Profile ]
Today, 4:23am
Thank you. Nope, you are THE man to listen to when it comes to food. Are you feeling relieve, happy, relaxed, carefree now that you sent in your photos and essay for the contest?
mb105224 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 10:17pm
your by far the best looking jew on this site...good work
StressMonkey [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 9:19pm
Are you indicating that you have a gambling problem?
ShanBL [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 5:41pm
What is the best bagel place in NYC? I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon, so if you can get me the answer ASAP, I'd REALLY appreciate it. THANKS!!
Veronique [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 5:15pm
I think you're going get PM's requesting play time with the Jew.
Red Rocks, GDF 09' Sirenkiss78 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 3:41pm
WOW im so jealous. I studied at the Art Institute of Colorado for culinary arts and while it was fun i think the education left a lot to be desired. you've definitely got great credentials and all the right ones to make this cooking show a success. who know maybe the food network will give you a contract?? you're heavenly just to look at so keep the skirt off ;-)
Sharlott [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 2:51pm
I'm a canuck my dear so I've had my feast though the holiday season is fast approaching again. I managed to make it through last year with a minor dessert hangover but nothing too serious. This year will be the same! :)
SwoleB1 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 11:47am
hey herm how'd the contest go?
fitclubmom [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 11:41am
Awesome new avi!! Did you get tons of great pics to submit?!?!
fitclubmom [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 11:37am
Awesome site!! Thanks for the heads up on it. :-)
Mamaof2 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 10:56am
Ah, thanks hermy...you always deliver. <3
Mamaof2 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 10:27am
What do you replace flour with? I have a great recipe for a chicken chili..it only calls for 2 TBsp flour (I have used wheat flour) but I always want to drop it out of the recipe all together.
Mamaof2 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 10:24am
No, they get offended and crap like that. Seriously...I grew up in a family that cooks. They come from a family that caters. LOL. :) Oh well..luckily he booked it an hour before nap time, so our time there will be limited....
Mamaof2 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 10:02am
No he orders it in, so of course I looked up online what it was and luckily...plain green beans. Ah....sad, but true, I have one side I can eat.
Mamaof2 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 9:51am
And they should kiss it. It all sounds sooo yum! What my FIL orders in is full of fat, so I will avoid it. The sweet pot are candied, so I am left with turkey and green beans. And...he won't let me bring anything. Grrr.... OH well, we will only be there a couple hrs. Then home to my food. ;)
ShanBL [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 9:48am
Think about it though....if they eat poo, they'll eat anything. You'll be in a no fail situation.
summa is near wabeer1 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 9:47am
Hey Herm, totally humbled that I could provide inspiration - so appreciate your words! Given your success with your lifts - it's gonna be a great ride to see were you take your boxing and fitness. You are one crazy beast and thanks for all your motivation and mateship - it means alot to me.
Mamaof2 [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 9:35am
I am going to the in-laws. NO cooking involved. My parents are going to Chicago to see my parents. My FIL orders in the food...I have TRIED to offer to bring something (healthy), but he says it is all taken care of. So, I will be ONLY eating green beans and turkey. Nothing else. Then we are going to our hunting cabin fri-sun. Friends are joining us so it will be fun. :) You are cooking right? What's on the menu?
Sharlott [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 9:10am
Had a dream last night and you were in it. I can't remember for the life of me what it was about or why in the world you would be in it. You're not practicing to take over Freddy Krueger's job or something are you? Happy training!
soleuvanathlete [ View Profile ]
Yesterday, 8:43am
I'm in the mood for some Thanksgiving Worm! Screw Turkey! Happy Turkey Day, Turkey-Lurkey! You look about 32 in that pic...but better.
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