Aug 21, 2009 5:50pm

Get the hell away from my sun, you bastard!

Jun 1, 2009 12:24am

I'm gonna change up my approach here. Take a look through my pics. I'm sure you like what you see. Well, I suggest you make a move, sweetheart, because life is short and I'm sure your beauty will be fleeting.

Jun 1, 2009 12:17am

I've seen your pics (ALL of them) and the honest truth is that I would bang you for a very low price. I mean, I might even stoop so low as to satisfy you with the only stipulation being that you buy me dinner, treat me right, get the hotel, and make the arrangements. Let me know if you are interested.

Jun 1, 2009 12:08am

Hey. I like the cut of your meats, if you catch my drift. If you were near me, I guess I'd let you enjoy my body. Peace, Toots.

May 29, 2009 11:13pm

I couldn't help but notice that you look like a huge phaggot. You might wanna check into that. Regards, and good luck with your goals or whatever.

May 28, 2009 9:15pm

Yours is an ancient beauty, the kind of muse that inspired Omar Khayyam or the Chauraspanchasika. Surely it was an angel like you who wooed Odysseus as he stood tied to the mast or whose light burst from the balcony that inspired Romeo to song. Oh be my muse, fair localfool, and we shall teach the generations to come how to love.

May 26, 2009 1:47pm

You're pretty sassy.

May 22, 2009 7:46am

My dearest Julie, I come to the defense of your honor, for I notice a worthless scumbag called you "midget" and "bitch". A woman of your stature (no insult intended) should never hear such crude and disrespectful words. If your image portrays but half the glory of your true self, surely you are a treasure worth all the kingdom's riches. May your beauty shine on in these dark times like the sun lights the far side of the earth in the night, despite those who would besmirch your elegance.

May 21, 2009 11:51pm

I have traveled the world over, and neither the powerful Amazon women of the Brazilian rainforests nor the great hulks of women who reside in Norway hold a candle to a woman of your exquisite physique. Surely the battlefield calls out to your spirit as the comfort of a man calls to your loins.

May 21, 2009 10:52pm

When first I lay eyes upon your slender frame, I bethought myself, "This creature is surely too wonderful to be true!" Your pictures bespeak a grace little known in today's world, a suppleness of limb and tenderness of breast that would break the heart of any man from whom you withheld your favor. I pray thee that I might not be so unfortunate, oh sublime beauty!

May 21, 2009 5:48pm

With poetic symmetry, the curves of your arms glide through the warm ocean air to light like doves upon those indelible hips. Ah, the glory of a woman! What tawny skin covers such shape that the finest sculptors of all eternity could never hope to form from stone!

May 21, 2009 5:24pm

I appreciate the advice. You are right...shoulders and upper pecs are currently a weak area for me. Off to work out in T-Minus 3 minutes. Much respect.

May 21, 2009 5:23pm

My routine: Sleep until noon, Misc until lunch, eat until I fall alseep, sleep until I wake up hungry, eat until I am ready to misc again, drink/misc until 4 AM. It's intense, but it's been working for me so far.

May 21, 2009 5:21pm

Damn. Lose your sense of humor much?