This was taken when I was trying to qualify for the Feed the Children poster series for Sally Struthers. Unfortunately, my soccer skills were of no use as any stiff breeze knocked me on my ass.

This was taken after I lifted a Volkswagen Beetle off a small orphan who was trapped when she tripped on my giant monster feet.

This was taken when I was trying to qualify for the Feed the Children poster series for Sally Struthers. Unfortunately, my soccer skills were of no use as any stiff breeze knocked me on my ass.

This was taken after I pillaged a Chinese All You Can Eat Buffet. I discovered the joy of eating and being a lazy, fat ass. Ahhh, the good ol' days.

This was taken after I consumed two gallons of mint chocolate ice cream and realized that just because it's minty doesn't mean it's good for you. This was the day I really started to lift for real.

This was taken after I lifted a Volkswagen Beetle off a small orphan who was trapped when she tripped on my giant monster feet.