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I was obese and single in grade school. I couldn't get any girls, no matter how nice I was. Well, now I'm in shape, but I still can't get girls. But I feel like I'm getting a lot closer.
Why I Love It:
I don't love working out. It hurts and it makes my room smell bad. Whats worse is that I don't have a bed anymore because I needed the space for the weights. So now I sleep on the stinky floor of my rotting bedroom.
How I Stay Motivated:
I get like 1 complement a year (in the real world). I'd like to get more, but at least I know somewhere out there, someone was impressed...
BB Accomplishments:
Passing on my knowledge and seeing it helping others.
Forum Signature:
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
-Max Beerbohm
Last Updated: Jul 30, 2008 10:05am
Progress Pictures
Mar 20, 2003
Jul 5, 2008
In high school, I tipped the scales at ~300 lbs. I had a special chair in some of my classes because I couldn't fit in the regular seats.
OK, so I thought the title would be a pretty good eye catcher. Ha!
I have a friend who has the looks of a male model, but is noticeably below the average height, and he has small...feet. He's always made little comments here and there to let me know that he's jealous of my...
Hey Doobie!!...all well. Still at it...in maintenance mode...no real change in diet...just keepin' pumpin 6 days a week. Very little forced cardio....concentrating on arms, legs and abs now. Glad to hear you're comin' back into it. Enjoy your summer off from school. Hit the beach...grab the "chicks"!
Hey Doob!!...thanks for stopping by. I appreciate your flattery. With all that skiing you did out West you must have gotten in shape!! Or maybe you were chasin' the "bunnies"..or them YOU! LOL. Get straight A's this semester...I'll keep in touch...geoff
Great new avatar and progress photos Doob!! Way to go...keep it up. Like the "back shots"...particularly the Oct 1. Watch out for the holiday home cookin!!
Yeah, but its not as easy as it is over there. Like a third of my calories come from heavy whipping cream -_-
The calorie deficit is definitely not good, but I can probably go for 2.2k tomorrow when I get back
You tell that ***** that I've gone down two belt loops in one week on this diet. Then track his IP addy, use it to find his real address, drive over to his house, and beat his ass
Oh yeahs mah nugha. I was bored. Right now I'm relying on processed shoddy cheese and heavy whipping cream to get to 60/30. It sucks. I was so close to eating butter, until I realized that the butter is actually margarine and I would have to do 5 tbsp to get the same effects of 2 and I couldn't do that
Well, what else is open? Besides, your mouth? When your like kissing on some gay dude. And like, holdin' his like muscles 'cause his arms just are like wrapped around you. And you feel like so safe... 'cause your like... you know... not that you're gay or nothin' but God you just wanna like bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever...
As for being a carb-sensitive ecto-meso.... Maybe. I always thought I had some endo leanings, but then again anyone could get chubby with the childhood I had (do nothing, eat junk, repeat)
